We don’t judge. Right?

I judge. I judge harshly, but fairly. At least I think it's fair.

💪 Merica, we're taking it back. 💯 You like Trump, you know it, time to show it. ✅ T's for Trump here:

German girls hit me harder than Diddy hit Usher

That sounds like wife material

Why .... Why am I unbothered by this?!!

....

this awakened something in me that i’m not ready to confront

The eating half of the nutella is one thing but putting water in it? Sorry but this is far over the line.

Ya know I'm good with all this. Except the Nutella part, I'll just leave you your own jar

Why would you need a spare key when I leave the doors unlocked for you?