We encrypted our website, good luck.

Flz, dl ruvd aopz Jhlzhy jfwoly pz uva *hjabhs* lujyfwapvu, qbza luqvf aol Hwyps Mvvs'z nhn, dpss fvb?

Just looks like German to me 🤣

Come on that's just Polish localization

Privacy so strong, even the UI is encrypted. 💜

Seems someone hacked your encryption? 👀

Klingon! Too easy, Proton. Too easy!

Nice try 😄 That’s just basic ROT13..... even my glasses can decode it instantly. Good branding though.

lol I thought it's written in dutch language at first

🤣

more themes wouldn't kill you would it?

You didn't encrypt shit. Look. Real encryption involves solving a problem...it does not include entering a fucking password. You scrambled shit sure...but every single piece of software can be broken by brute force and recreated quickly. Encryption as it is is not real.

You have still failed to implement passkey so I can move my domain email from Google. Who has had Passkey I use my Yubikey with and disable the password for 2 years now.

And i just cancelled all my proton accounts......April fools!

Naq jura lbh ner qbar jvgu ncevy sbbyf, cyrnfr pbafvqre fgbc fcnzzvat zl Vaobk jvgu Nqiregf. Gunax lbh.

That just looks Polish 😂

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IA IA CTHULHU FHTAGN

now it's safe ❤️

I wish they would make a messenger too!

Cymru? ;)

real jokesters

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Encryption is important, but a lot of identity still builds up around it. We’ve been working on a messenger that focuses on limiting that layer too no IP logging, no device fingerprinting, and less metadata created in the first place. That approach also carries across our site no tracking, no profiling, just access without building a user record.

Security level: you’re not getting in

Please check your inbox, I am having issues with my email. I need your assistance.

Encryption doesn’t fail because math is weak. It fails when people hand over the keys. Most breaches aren’t cryptographic failures. They’re workflow failures. Security is not a feature. It’s discipline.