WE GET IT ALREADY FUCK

Somebody needs to get the Rizz a salad before he literally goes boom.

If I was a billionaire I’d literally have these people living in my mansion and just whistle randomly for them to pop out and perform like court jesters

this guy saw the “chonkers” subreddit where people overfeed their cats until theyre horrifically morbidly obese in order to post them for internet points and thought “im gonna do that to my kids”

LMFAO

Completely brainrot...and I can't stop watching

The Rizzler is a victim of juvenile diabetes

It’s really annoying knowing that’s it’s actually a *double chocolate chunk cookie* and he just keeps saying it wrong

I miss the days when people based their entire persona on Linkin Park or Ed Hardy. Now it’s fucking Costco.

cancelled my costco membership after watching this

You may live to see man-made horrors beyond your comprehension..