We have a malfunction

That about sums up this season so far

The statue is right our bats are broken

A perfect microcosm for the bats of the current Mariner franchise.

I mean at Ichiro's age that is just normal. Let's not shame.

Move over @DwyaneWade we have a new worst statue unveiling

When its worth staying til the end of the video... "They broke the F*ckn bat..."

That's so Mariners of them.

This is unfortunately inexcusable

@Mariners can’t even unveil a statue properly this year…What a start to the season…

Even with that bat, he probably would have been able to get a basehit.

They wanted to sue the sculptor, but it was past the statue of limitations.

M's ownership is a constant malfunction

It happens to the best of Ichiro.

THIS CANT KEEP HAPPENING… look at all these recent statues man wtf!!!

Perfectly normal for a man his age

Oh, no... 😬

That's not a homeless tent?

Microcosm of the current team's offense

@KevinShockey I swear this franchise is cursed

Whoever made this statue should go out of business immediately

Foreshadowing our offense tonight?

Why do professional organizations cheap out on these statues? Fucking unreal

Sponsorship opportunity for those blue pill folks?

Gods way of telling us the seasons over. It ain’t getting better.

I think we've found the problem with our offense. Everybody is trying use Ichiro's bat.

It happens ...

Looks like Junior got a good laugh from the malfunction 😂

early season curse reversal in effect, nothing but good vibes going forward.

I’m glad he was such a good sport about it lol

@BarryDeanDecko The secret of his success

Well that's the most Mariner shit ever

How the fuck do they tarp it and say show goes on. God the m’s are so Minor league

Can he DH?

Doesn't that just personify the Mariners.