"We have two Microsoft Outlooks and neither one is working"

"Excuse me? Why does a Space Ship need Outlook?"

Imagine you have to use Winslop in an extreme situation. Terrifying.

I’m on with support but the guy sounds Indian

They are spinning around the moon just like this movie

Get ready for a really cool speech from the president

Even in space, Microsoft is fucking with people's time, amazing

This video is severely lacking the clip of the guy pulling out his handgun which is a standard practice any time I need to reinstall windows.

Try turning it off and on again

It looks like you are having problems with your trans-lunar injection! Would you like help with that?

probably some built in spyware in the program that started bugging out because they're far from earth.

New outlook should be taken to space and left

Whos decision was it to use windows?

Someone rebooted in the middle of an update

mac gruber take the wheel ! operation paper clippy

Kur... skasowałem windowsa. @RafZie90

A movie which avoided science like people avoided korona but a very entertaining movie.🐼

Linux niggas

Did they forget to upgrade their OneDrive for more space?

Apple give them iPhone 17promax as a sponsor to take photo: good publicity Microsoft got humiliated on a global scale: worst ever publicity

"Houston, we have a problem. Outlook stopped working!" Houston: "What do you mean, it isn't integrated with the control systems?" "You don't understand, there is a woman onboard!" Houston: "Dear God, get the engineers!"

Why are they using Windows on a NASA rocket?

I’ve been training for this mission!

Windows is missing lol.dll

So really, this was just a Windows update all along.

I don't care until they're going where you don't need eyes to see.

@satyanadella you got to admit its funny xD

Problems like these never happened before Nadella took command. Incompetent Indian cunt killing US tech sector

curious is the 1960s moon landing computers open source? @grok

generational up there with 'the eagle has landed' or 'one small step'

repeat, rebuild now in km or meters plz. @grok recalculate outlook outage distance.

Don't use windows in space tho

Not surprising considering both outlook and teams are absolute dogshit

"We've got an update for you—Windows is continuously improving, and updates are a normal part of keeping it running smoothly. We'll restart and install this update right away."