We need to STOP running DOOM on new things and START putting new things into DOOM. For example, today I added micro-transactions to the original game. Any time you pick up an item, the game freezes until you make a payment.

This is my entry for the Boston Stupid Shit Nobody Needs & Terrible Ideas hackathon. The game is actually modified! I jammed libcurl into the chocolate doom source port and wrote a little python server to generate qr codes and handle the payment info.

I won!!!!!! (JK we all got one and everyone made amazing stuff)

Doom updated for American audiences.

@Star_Forge_Pool EA watching this like:

Wish me luck!!!!

What happened to the good old days of adding Barney, or Aliens to doom!

Something something shareholders

Ah yes, DOOM Ubisoft Edition Remastered

mfw playing doom

Congratulations! You have a job offer from EA.