We used to be a proper country.

The Baby G Watch and sand art made me audibly gasp

She unlocked core Memories.

💪 Merica, we're taking it back. 💯 You like Trump, you know it, time to show it. ✅ T's for Trump here:

Bout time for the JNCO comeback.

What the hell did I just watch and more importantly why did I keep watching 😳

She forgot to squeeze my Tom Penny Flip skateboard with venture featherweight trucks and Lucky bearings in there and a Telephone booth. Oh, and my HS Cheerleader Girlfriend. Try Harder.

I got half way and was already impressed.

Where's the way oversized tweety bird shirt? Your outfit is incomplete

I had this exact pair of Jncos when I was like 17-18. I wore the SH*T out of those things.

If you can produce a Goosebumps book out of your cargo skirt, I'm going to have questions but my skepticsm will fade depending upon your answers

An a entire nintendo gaming system with your entire game library