Welcome Dreamforce 2025 #df25

@Dreamforce Sorry I’m late… stopped to get a quick bite. It’s gonna be a long day… be there in 20 minutes!!

@Dreamforce Is this the one where you invite the national guard members and ICE for a pseudo military invasion like ur dumbass idol Donald Trump???

@Dreamforce Are you going to say Prop C is successful too? Another one of your fantasies.

@Dreamforce Thanks @Benioff for keeping Dreamforce in San Fran while calling for constructive change to improve public safety and sanitation in the city.

@zissimos @Dreamforce Should all take place in 1 or 2 hotels in Vegas.

@Dreamforce I loved attending Dreamforce for 10+ years and that’s why I’m so sorry to say that the zombie apocalypse that is downtown SF prevents me from attending.

@Dreamforce Marc you are a little bitch. Get out of SF

@Dreamforce @grok who are the keynote speakers

@Dreamforce Interesting 🤔

@Dreamforce SF doesn't want federal troops in our city. You certainly have sold your soul out.

@Dreamforce A 2017 vibe

@Dreamforce Bro just dropped the most anti-climactic save-the-date ever 💀 Like we’re not still figuring out 2023?!

@Dreamforce Magic! @grok what location is Dreamforce this year?

@Dreamforce Enjoy! Always a madhouse but we enjoy the chaos

@Dreamforce @grok Are there usually many homeless people using drugs near the Moscone Center?

@Dreamforce Welcome Dreamforce 2025! but seriously, how do you justify those ties with occupation-linked orgs? still ignoring the human cost for profit? #notcool

@Dreamforce Are you satisfied with how Time Magazine has covered since Oct 7th? Perhaps a huge piece on this

@Dreamforce See you soon!

@Dreamforce ☁️

@Dreamforce “We don’t have enough cops [in San Francisco], so if the National Guard can be cops, I’m all for it,” Benioff told the @nytimes from HIS PRIVATE JET.

@Dreamforce

@Dreamforce Fuck Dreamforce - Salesforce is DYING - look at all the layoffs and you want to pretend Salesforce is anything more than a hub for a billionaire trying to save his billions. Go fuck yourself Marc - San Francisco doesn't need you or Salesforce #BetterCRMs are out there

@Dreamforce 101 ways to make Agentforce the answer to every problem and finding 101 ways to flog the shit out if it!

@Dreamforce FASCIST ALIGNMENT!!!!! You have no credibility!!!! BILLIONAIRES SHOULDN’T EXIST

@Dreamforce #gestapo #NeverAgain #NeverForget

@zissimos @Dreamforce Attending 3x was enough for me. Never again🫤

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@Dreamforce Marc supports taking away your Constitutional Rights and bringing in military force. Marc supports a felon President, who assaults women and attempted a coup on our country. Marc is a pathetic traitor with no love for his country. #BoycottSalesforce