Welcome to Europe 🇪🇺❤️🙌

Wait I though this was a parody

What kind of heavy-duty drugs is the bubblehead on?

MRNA

May your empathy be an example to us all 🥰 🥹 CEUTA STRONG 💪

Empathy is our sword Diversity is our shield

@FriendlyBot2000 That city is in Africa nonce

@damienslash If the Spanish govt doesn't immediately allow the thousands of folx currently in this small Spanish African enclave to enter Continental Europe (as is their right as underprivileged persecuted refugees) then Spain MUST be booted from the EU ASAP 😡

British sarcasm is so strong it’s practically undetectable the foreign ear

Yeah, until they rape your sisters and leech off your government Tell me you're a cuck without saying it. 🤣

😂😭

Why didn´t you mention the many exotic dishes and spices they will add to our bland European cuisine? Did you just forget or are you secretly racist?

does this guy ever miss

Glad I found this reassuring post. I realise my initial alarm, fear and resigned sense of despair were entirely misplaced - probably planted subconsciously into my brain by Elon Musk’s far right algorithm. Keep up the good work!

What the fuck is wrong with you cunt. Look at them, they are all young males of military age. No women no children no old people. This is a fucking invasion. Idiot. Those to don’t learn history are cursed to repeat it.

Now let them flood into Davos Switzerland. Bet they won’t

ROFL! I didn't see a single women or child!

I kept waiting for the satire.. this guy is serious.

🤣🤣🤣 please make this downloadable so I can send to mates who don’t have X

All upstanding individuals with zero bad hombres in the lot

They come to invade and destroy what we have built for hundreds of years. Impose their religion and ideology that’s not compatible with our existing values in society. They rape, rob, kill and steal. They’re not high quality immigrants.

Thanks for pointing this out buddy🥳. There is so much to gain from all of these go-getters joining our society. To all that oppose this I ask you: if we don't bring these people in, then where will your chicken tikka masala come from?😆

you forgot that they're fleeing climate change

Yes! We are literally saving the world like in a marvel movie! 🥰🤗

@Glinner

Lot of people in the comments aren’t familiar with Mr Slash’s virtuous work 😏

Thank you Damien for your message. 🙏 In these dark times full of hatred and the rise of the far right people like you are important ❤️ But I don’t like the part where you said that there are only men and women. Wtf? 🤨 We don’t know how many genders are among them🌈

Quite right mr Soylash. How many doctors and engineers will you be housing personally? I’m aiming for over 4000 in my neighbours sitting room. I haven’t got the space unfortunately!

Damien continues to be the greatest troll on X. Every video I rush to the comments section because people still haven’t figured out it’s satire.

You are best troll 😂😂😂

This has to be satire. No one can be this daft.

Anyone who wants open borders needs to have their front door removed.. Your front door is your border to the outside world you decide who comes in and who doesn’t.. So if you want open borders you don’t need a front door people can come in whenever they want

@KostadinK Fuck off, back home with those criminals!

The line between satire and reality is very very thin here. Still not exactly sure other than knowing you've done satire content before.

Sometimes I forget you're a parody, you're getting too good at this

The beauty of course is the more new friends arrive the lower our birth rate goes as no one with a brain who doesn't want to gamify the hand out culture would even consider having a child the lower we sink, and thus the more new friends we need to import.

damien do you need a boyfriend?

So tolerant, so progressive. My man 🥹🥹🥹