Welcome to the cat distribution system, sir‼️

@shell_loyd The universe has spoken. You have been given a cat. Prosperity will be upon your household. 🍀🐾

“This’ll definitely get him” 😭😭😭

when you need a cat the Cat Distribution System will provide you with one

I love seeing Black Men as Cat Dads.

Part of me wants to believe a cat choosing you is spiritual, but I have fed “strays” in my neighborhood and found out they have fully furnished homes.

The cat belongs to you. It done its scent on ya clothes, stared you in the eyes and not leaving… even answered to you smacking it it… you have been selected my good sir

That cat heard the stories 🤣 Walk in that house like,

It doesn't matter who you are. They pick you. You accept.

You’re his now. That’s how this works.

Two years ago I moved into my cabin; family said, "You should get a cat." I said, "I'd love a cat, but with my schedule, I'll get one when G-d drops one in my lap." Fast forward to end of last year; petting one of the cats on base (they're mostly feral, but a few allow petting). As I sit there, this black cat strolls up, meows, butts his head on my leg, then crawls into my lap, and then falls asleep. Me: "......fuck." So anyway, meet Velcro:

If that man don’t give that poor baby pets right now I’m jumping through the phone to do it myself! >:(

You’ve just been adopted brother.

Cat said…

That right there means his mama raised him right, cats dont fuck with bad people.

Monkey and chicken 💛

"...you're a cat. I'm Black. I don't how it's gonna work out." And then his face at the end of the vid. 😂😂🤣💚😂

He's acting like he's on the run from the authorities and jumped in the car talking about "Be cool, be cool, act like we know each other."

Wow that’s most dog like cat I’ve ever seen

Say HEY, new cat dad! You won't regret yielding to the CDS. It is never wrong. Welcome Lil Smoky to your new life!

That cat already loves him🥹

I can see it in that man's eyes....he is going to take good care of that cat

The CDS strikes again. You have v definitely been chosen sir… that cat is ALL over u. And it’s a beautiful cat too.

He’s going to get that cat home and be sweeter without the camera.

The cat have chosen. The love fest will now start.

That is one lovey-dovey cat. 🐱🧡

I meannnnnnnn

A Russian gray too? You may have just found your familiar 😭

The man may have rolled in cat nip before shooting this.

Why are black men with cats so hot? Like it's really so adorable

Lots of black folks have cats, sir!!

Nothing happens by chance. The kitty was written in the plan. His plan. The life plan God wrote for this kind gentleman before he was born. This kitty, this exact kitty, at that predetermined moment was destined to be in this man’s loving life, and we are witnesses to God’s plan.

@mamahasaheadac1 You’re a cat, and I’m Black, so…so damned cute and funny. That cat loves you. Welcome to the Cat club! When we’re blessed to be picked, we’ve got An Angel Watching over us!

Awww my hubs was not a cat person either, at least he thought he wasn't. Now we have 😻😻😻😻😻😻 And he adores them all!

Uhhh.. it’s wearing a collar. That’s someone else’s pet