Welcome to your future.

Costco, we all hang out at Costco

Yah… “hang out?” I currently “hang out” on my couch, with my best friend Boudreaux (that’s him in the picture!), and my partner. In the warm months, I “hang out” on the front porch, with the same company. My ideal version of “going out” is a dinner somewhere that isn’t loud. 🤣

I have both (on separate occasions) sprained my neck...AND...thrown my back out... ...by sneezing. Getting old is a fucking trip.

I mean isn't this place called the Bar?

That’s my face lol no one ever tags me when they use it

53 years old. Woke up to excruciating pain in my littlest toe. Dr. thought gout. I cried because I had an old man disease. Oh wait, let's take xrays first. 2 broken toes and a small bone. I didn't go to bed like that. To this day still have no idea how I did it.

I "hang out" with this gang:

Unfortunately I have that problem now, I slept on my shoulder wrong last night, when I woke up in the middle of the night, it felt like my shoulder was being sawed off lol.

I once woke up with my head propped up on my hand. I couldn't feel my hand or arm. It ached for hours but my wrist was really in pain. Awake me would never WANT to sleep like that. 😒 Sleep me thought it'd be fun. Do not recommend. Here's a pic for reference: