Welcome to your rude awakening.

Maybe if there was a little, short fence in front of it that he would have had to step over……

We're sorry for ghosting you 👻🍂

Oh no... There aren't enough showers in the world to fix that.

Where is the dipshit that's gonna ask grok what happened?

I thought I was having a bad day

Nasty! That is the waste holding pool for everything that comes out of those sewer vacuum trucks.

Looks to be pig shit. Vile stuff. Great fertilizer

That's when you are having a shitty day.

Even though proper signage isn’t present, the short rail should have been a clear indication to not step over it.

the booby trap works perfectly...