Well shit….

You bet our souls on Super Mario Titans?

Oh we got cooked..but a friend of mine betted my soul for kingdom hearts 4 and it came. On the Nintendo direct.

Welcome to the Shadow Realm Jimbo.

You’d think after 9 years and a new console we would’ve had a new 3D Mario, but that’s what I get for expecting anything from a Nintendo direct outside of third party games and definitive editions

“¡¿ARE YOU READY?!”

They might have to wait until 2028, until then it’s currently on lease

Well, I'm gonna beat you up once we die

I already sold mine you fool

I say I will cut my left nut if Nintendo say DK Bananza 2. Nothing happened so.... I kind of knew that so that's why I say nonsense

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