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Well that was unexpected. No respect. ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜…๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿคฃ

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gurugaming57blitz ็š„ๅคดๅƒ
gurugaming57blitz6 ไธชๆœˆๅ‰

โ€œI want a second opinion.โ€ Had me DED!!! ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ

RedDevil ็š„ๅคดๅƒ
RedDevil6 ไธชๆœˆๅ‰

Not a second opinion ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿคฃ

Rocky๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿช–๐Ÿค ๐Ÿ˜Žโœ๏ธ ็š„ๅคดๅƒ
Rocky๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿช–๐Ÿค ๐Ÿ˜Žโœ๏ธ6 ไธชๆœˆๅ‰

๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

Andrew David ็š„ๅคดๅƒ
Andrew David6 ไธชๆœˆๅ‰

"I want a second opinion" ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ

Rocky๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿช–๐Ÿค ๐Ÿ˜Žโœ๏ธ ็š„ๅคดๅƒ
Rocky๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿช–๐Ÿค ๐Ÿ˜Žโœ๏ธ6 ไธชๆœˆๅ‰

๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ

๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธโœ๏ธ ็š„ๅคดๅƒ
๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธโœ๏ธ6 ไธชๆœˆๅ‰

โ€œI want a second opinion ๐Ÿ˜โ€ ๐Ÿคฃ

Bird Up ็š„ๅคดๅƒ
Bird Up6 ไธชๆœˆๅ‰

Hereโ€™s the original so you can credit them:

Trace ็š„ๅคดๅƒ
Trace6 ไธชๆœˆๅ‰

Wondering if anyone knows the Alien is Sokka from Avatar

JunkyardDawg ็š„ๅคดๅƒ
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And this is why we're still using fucking dinosaurs to power our cancer smog shitting air pump "vehicles". Because humans cannot quit their addiction to being complete and total fucking retards who don't understand the rest of the universe.

FishyNoLicky ็š„ๅคดๅƒ
FishyNoLicky6 ไธชๆœˆๅ‰

He doesn't look human enough

๐ŸŒบ๐ŸŒธ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธโœ๏ธMARโœ๏ธ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐ŸŒธ๐ŸŒบ ็š„ๅคดๅƒ
๐ŸŒบ๐ŸŒธ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธโœ๏ธMARโœ๏ธ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐ŸŒธ๐ŸŒบ6 ไธชๆœˆๅ‰

๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ

Rocky๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿช–๐Ÿค ๐Ÿ˜Žโœ๏ธ ็š„ๅคดๅƒ
Rocky๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿช–๐Ÿค ๐Ÿ˜Žโœ๏ธ6 ไธชๆœˆๅ‰

๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ

Tony Leon ็š„ๅคดๅƒ
Tony Leon6 ไธชๆœˆๅ‰

"typical" ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ

Richard King ็š„ๅคดๅƒ
Richard King6 ไธชๆœˆๅ‰

The part with the hammer had me laughing.

Banana Ventures ็š„ๅคดๅƒ
Banana Ventures6 ไธชๆœˆๅ‰

Alien abductions are a completely rational response to violent beings (humans) that are approaching the technical capability to reach beings without emotion (aliens). They are breeding alien-human hybrids to rule over us with mind control so they donโ€™t have to.

Clayton Holmes ็š„ๅคดๅƒ
Clayton Holmes6 ไธชๆœˆๅ‰

The added "... twelve cents" makes the whole thing work

Dick Montgomery ็š„ๅคดๅƒ
Dick Montgomery6 ไธชๆœˆๅ‰

Bro was treated better than in a lot of health care systems out there...

Might be a fed ็š„ๅคดๅƒ
Might be a fed6 ไธชๆœˆๅ‰

I love Chris & Jack

HJ Pretus ็š„ๅคดๅƒ
HJ Pretus6 ไธชๆœˆๅ‰

Weโ€™re just stealing content now?

Lora Ann ็š„ๅคดๅƒ
Lora Ann6 ไธชๆœˆๅ‰

๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐ŸคฃOH MY LORD! I CAN'T STOP LAUGHING!

The Host ็š„ๅคดๅƒ
The Host6 ไธชๆœˆๅ‰

What about the probing?

Gabri ็š„ๅคดๅƒ
Gabri6 ไธชๆœˆๅ‰

๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

Freedomfromflatlines ็š„ๅคดๅƒ
Freedomfromflatlines6 ไธชๆœˆๅ‰

๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

Rocky๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿช–๐Ÿค ๐Ÿ˜Žโœ๏ธ ็š„ๅคดๅƒ
Rocky๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿช–๐Ÿค ๐Ÿ˜Žโœ๏ธ6 ไธชๆœˆๅ‰

๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ

Our New Friend Genie ็š„ๅคดๅƒ
Our New Friend Genie6 ไธชๆœˆๅ‰

The alien sounded like Jeff Goldblum at the end there

Brandon@InTexas ็š„ๅคดๅƒ
Brandon@InTexas6 ไธชๆœˆๅ‰

Hahaha nice.

Rocky๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿช–๐Ÿค ๐Ÿ˜Žโœ๏ธ ็š„ๅคดๅƒ
Rocky๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿช–๐Ÿค ๐Ÿ˜Žโœ๏ธ6 ไธชๆœˆๅ‰

๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

Brandon@InTexas ็š„ๅคดๅƒ
Brandon@InTexas6 ไธชๆœˆๅ‰

The bill killed me.

A Gallagher ็š„ๅคดๅƒ
A Gallagher6 ไธชๆœˆๅ‰

Without the tracking chip can you really call it science?

carlo_natch๐Ÿฅƒ๐Ÿช๐Ÿข๐Ÿ’œ๐Ÿฆˆโœ๏ธ๐ŸŽฎ๐Ÿš‘ ็š„ๅคดๅƒ
carlo_natch๐Ÿฅƒ๐Ÿช๐Ÿข๐Ÿ’œ๐Ÿฆˆโœ๏ธ๐ŸŽฎ๐Ÿš‘6 ไธชๆœˆๅ‰

@senpaio3o how would you respond to the test? Lmao

Just Me ็š„ๅคดๅƒ
Just Me6 ไธชๆœˆๅ‰

When does the probing start?

โ•ฐโ”ˆโžคโ™›Geno Montagna Jr๐“…ƒโ™› ็š„ๅคดๅƒ
โ•ฐโ”ˆโžคโ™›Geno Montagna Jr๐“…ƒโ™›6 ไธชๆœˆๅ‰

๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ˜‚

Brwnbarbaloot ็š„ๅคดๅƒ
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Hahaha @ROBO_BOT_00001 ๐Ÿ‘ฝ

ฤฐlyas Kaneti ๐Ÿฅƒ (Blue Sky: ilyaska.bsky.social) ็š„ๅคดๅƒ
ฤฐlyas Kaneti ๐Ÿฅƒ (Blue Sky: ilyaska.bsky.social)6 ไธชๆœˆๅ‰

I waited for the an*l probe all along.

๐Ÿ–คNexKrie๐Ÿ–ค๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€โšง๏ธ ็š„ๅคดๅƒ
๐Ÿ–คNexKrie๐Ÿ–ค๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€โšง๏ธ6 ไธชๆœˆๅ‰

@Namiehl_ this is how I envisioned this

Anthony Hernandez ็š„ๅคดๅƒ
Anthony Hernandez6 ไธชๆœˆๅ‰

๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

Badaboom ็š„ๅคดๅƒ
Badaboom6 ไธชๆœˆๅ‰

๐Ÿ˜‚

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