We’re about to have a generational hate watch

All I want is Roberto Martines to play him 70 minutes each and Homelander will do the rest.

If not for the Saudis rigging their league in his favour this brother would have already been retired 😭

Focus on your player 👍

It’s gonna be a classic hate watch

What was he complaining about here ??? He doesn’t want to be marked ???😭😭😂😂

Very classic hate watch with enough popcorn 😂

He just wants to shoot and nothing else to show his fan dogs 😭. Thank God I made the right decision in life

I hope Martinez will play this fraud for 90 minutes so that the opponents' chances to win over 🇵🇹 become higher. I'm so sick of this lame guy.

Two things are sure in this life, death and ronaldo dropping a sure stinker in the worldcup

This immigrant doesn't know his GOAT is literally a fan of Ronaldo😭

death, taxes and a ronaldo lowlight for every match he plays post 2024

Hes so fucking garbage 😂💀🤡 i feel bad for the rest of the Portugal players whos chance of winning the world cup is ruined by Mr me me me Ronaldo.

One-dimensional midget fans 🐖 aren't real creatures. 50 year old CR7 would probably be better than the midget ever was after 32. Lol Kicked out to French league at 32 & flopped and to retirement league at 34 Mind you, CR7 was 3rd top scorer in EPL at 37 and Nations 🏆 at 40

Damn the meat munching is crazy,show as Haaland stats from yesterday’s match 😂✌️

19 year younger thn ronaldo 😭😭😭😭😭

I wonder why he can’t just retire in peace and enjoy his money

His movements are still there. But Technique gone completely ape shit. Body remembers what to do but the muscle twitch reaction is too slow.

Tbh he just needs one good goal for the internet.

Ferran Torres will have a better world cup as a striking than him, funnily enough, he also has a better chance of lifting the trophy 😭

Brr hunting for another banger tweet with Ronaldo name, to even think he score a banger in this match makes you look stup!d, you should be worried about this guy, imagine having 4 touches in 70+ minutes against Morocco what will happen if he face france in the group stage

It’s surely happening 😂

@theboibashh12

you used to have a generational begging run too

Haaland still acclimatizing? 🌡️🥵

Obsessed bih

Bro just sit on the bench and let your team win the tournament

Who’s we Matheus Nunes Bernardo Silva and Ruben Dias are around

You can’t stop barking 😂

What about haaland how is he playing, mind you he’s in his prime

@WaideD @cocainboyy 🙏🏽🙏🏽🙏🏽

Messi fans would rather Ronaldo not win the World Cup than messi winning another World Cup

Who is this no.7 player? He looks out of place. I mean like an amateur?

Find some shame son of a bitcg

A successful one at that

If he just retired after that first season at United everything would have been intact