we're going through the ringer #PoppyPlaytimeChapter5

if i hear “im no hero” one more time im turning him wrongside out again

Honestly, this is so fucking true. We’ve done so much bullshit and not once have anyone offered to help us besides giblet, doey and sometimes poppy. But Jesus Christ they all just give us lip while we put in the work & effort. So honestly, this reaction is very justified.

I'm a bit disappointed that Giblet didn't begin saying "Well, I'm no hero, but-"

Honestly, bro's kind of spitting. 🥶🥶🥶🥶🔥🔥🔥🔥

Literally he did nothing the whole chapter

In Poppy Playtime Chapter 6, I really hope that the Player can sleep, and then wake up to see not just Kissy Missy, but also Huggy Wuggy, who are both healed and their arms are back. Kissy Missy comforts the Player reassuring them it’s okay and Huggy is not going to kill them.

Giblet: but butcher..... You are the one destined to do that! You're the Playtime Butcher! I can't do it... I'm no hero....

Giblet: Don´t give me a hard time, Im not disrespecting you

These chapters only made me miss Doey so much more, dude was more helpful than anyone in all of Chapter 5 in just the first 5 minutes of us being introduced to him. Too bad he became unstable or bro could’ve honestly solo’d the prototype in his raged out form

istg.. STOP THINKING THE DOCTOR IS GONNA HELP US!!! 😭😭

XD! This kind of makes me wish that the player actually had a voice, because if they sounded like this, I'd be dying of laughter.

"Bro didn't I JUST kill you yesterday??"

We also haven't had to use the bathroom either 😂

Yeah but the only excuse is youre a fruit mento with plot armour

wait how the hell did we survive being stabbed and dropped into goo

Notice how i'm more helpful than that stupid Giblet. >=/

Spoon man has had enough, and will now turn into limon

At this point the player is a terminator or idk, but being realistic there's no way he would still alive or not being weak enough to pass out in that moment from exhauste and lack of nutrients (food and water), also that I'm high sure that he's being there like almost a week

WRONG sawyers not gonna do anything

*inhale* Boi 😂😂😂🫱

Thank you Reed Donat this is now the real voice of the player

Actually it wasn't more than one or two days the player spent in the factory

why do you sound like mickey mouse

And that's assuming that Sawyer would do... Anything. All of our companions haven't done Jack except for kissy, hell even the prototype did more for us than half of our companions as Ozzie

LMAO

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I'm telling y'all, we're playing as Ethan Winters!!

poor spoon man

its been one day at most. i heard some say the devs said its only ben 5 hours (sounds too little though) i like to think in safe haven we asked for at least a minimum of water and maybe food if they had any that wasnt corpse parts.

he's also potentially and old man so there's that too.

This feels like a Dorkly bit

Need more

this is peak.

Imma just assume that we are an experiment made to look human and don't need to eat like the prototype

i would cut that fucker open and cook him as long as it’s not cannibalism