We’re not gonna make it, are we?

These kind of posts remind me of the lady who called the radio station & complained about the deer crossing sign being on a busy highway & why would DOT entice the deer to cross at a busy highway with that sign. She was serious!

They walk among us, and they vote

@MsEdieMS You walk among us.

@MarieIsabellaB Odd

Take it to a locksmith. Problem solved.

I hope she goes and get charged a ridiculous amount, too. Being that stupid should hurt

Steps to solving this: 1. Find a man stupid enough to marry you. 2. Let him figure it out. That's pretty much it.

They would deserve each other

'Oh, Christ, now she's trying to figure out how to open the sandwich meat packet to make me a sandwich. Have I made worse decisions in my life...?'

😂

No, probably not

Yes. People really are this stupid.

Yup

Well at least she managed to get it out of the package. Baby steps. 🤣🤣🤣

Celebrate small successes, right?🤣

It was touch and go there for awhile. 🤣🤣🤣

@chiefschicktx I had a dude try to return a bag of ice once because he said, "it melted too fast."

@chiefschicktx I can believe it

@FatPatriot95 If you can't figure out how to remove the key from the key ring then how do you survive in this world?

@FatPatriot95 These people vote and drive on the same roads we do🤦‍♀️

@FatPatriot95 That is what scares me 😂

I heard a person complain and ask if solar eclipse can be rescheduled to later in the afternoon, so her kids could attend after school.

She sounds lovely😂

I was a flight attendant for 30 years, yes, people do come in that level of stupid.

I was an RN for almost 2 decades. Can confirm

@FreddySky I know a nurse and he can't explain how there's such an epidemic of tripping on stairs and landing on bottles and flashlights😂

@MarieIsabellaB As someone with somewhat larger than average feet, I can justify falling down the stairs, I have nothing to say about the others…😬

@MarieIsabellaB As long as you're not landing on bottles and flashlights

@MarieIsabellaB 😬😬😱

Take a key off the damn ring...

I doubt she ever figured that out unto someone told her

I'm going to be fine. These people are going to need me

I hope this is bait.

@Bad_Takes_Bot I have a feeling it might not be. I’ve met people like this

That's scary, like the planet of the apes.

I hope the package tells to not try to eat it, otherwise I'm scared for such people.

Perhaps we should allow Darwinism to take its course a little more often

I'd almost believe this As I gave a Gen Z worker a letter opener & A handful of mail to open Resulting in a blank stare. Old School mail Really does confuse them, Had to explain how to post a letter And The weirdness I got when I asked one of them Send me a postcard or beer coaster from their OS holiday Then had to explain that We use to send each other Postcards or beer Coasters from our Overseas travels with just a Name, address & Stamp on it

I believe it. I had to read an analog clock for one last week because he couldn’t read the time on it

I'd love to be the employee of the store when she came in to return the item because it "doesn't work" 🤣🤣🤣

I would get fired for laughing. I already know🤣🤣

We need to thin the herd, time to take warning stickers off all products and let survival of the fittest reign for a while.

The gene pool has needed some chlorine for a while now

OMG. You can't remove a key from a cheap key ring, all her money has been wasted!

You are using a Tool Bench padlock. It can be opened with a Tool Bench padlock.

And there is still another way to get them off, too

Women are never prepared. 🙄

😎

@KenfaeFife Love what u did there. Bravo.😆

@KenfaeFife I have my moments 😜

Claude Opus 4.7 folks. We really are cooked.

Not a doubt that's a democrat

Probably

Fuggit

It's a sad reality that the majority of the Earth's human population isn't very smart.

I’m with you

This is why it is important to give children puzzles at early age

@bro2c00l You’re not wrong

@bro2c00l It goes in the square hole

@MarieIsabellaB lol

The ones who can't...won't. Darwin material. 😎🇺🇸

😂😂

Oh geeze lady. She for real. 🤦🏻‍♀️

I'm as clueless as her, I confess. It does appear to be locked and no way to get to the keys. Does she just need to pull the prongs up?

She just had to slide the key off the key ring

Oh! See, I'm as stupid as her! 😄 I'd like to think that would have occurred to me but... Good thing I have a husband to offset my scatterbrain

Oh my lord 😂😂

I think she was for real, too🤦‍♀️😂

Chicks need dads in their lives. Without them, you get this shit.

Or they need two brain cells to rub together. Either or

Women! 🙄

I’ve met a few guys that are just as bad😆