We've struck gold.

Jerseys go on sale Mar. 22 at midnight at the Astros Team Store. #GoldRush

Goodness gracious.

@SmugleafRaptors No way youre flexing beating an 87 win team in the world series💀💀💀

So the leak was real. Kinda underwhelming

Dusty Baker masterclasses coming all 2023

Don’t worry y’all, the OXY sign isn’t on the fan sold jerseys 🤗

If you didn’t get these in 2018 you missed out

I keep refreshing Twitter to hopefully see that the Houston Astros have acquired second baseman Tony Kemp from the Oakland Athletics for a mid-tier prospect and cash considerations. Athletics owner loves money! Kemp is on a one year deal at $3.7M. Perfect 2-month Altuve fill in.

Super lazy man we have like 8 different uniforms y’all could’ve used

Helps when y’all cheat 💀