What a beautiful morning for a long slow drive

Hanging two cars back as a buffer so you have time to skip the supplements they’re peddled in the podcast intro and change zyns whenever, King

So true king

Had a guy at the shop we used to call Time Traveler. We all got paid travel time to get to service calls. Dude got like 3 tickets in a month for doing 20 miles below the speed limit to milk the clock. Hilarious, but none of us were racing either.

sir, were you aware that you were driving a little fast in the racist-podcasts-and-anime-music-zone-out lane?

Slow lane work van gang represent! Raising the blood pressure of every Dodge Ram Boomer whenever I'm behind the wheel.

Hello im the asshole tail gating you because im paid by the job.

Skill issue

They never just fucking pass. It’s an ego thing

I will even pump the brakes a little bit so they can pass faster and safer

Run my own truck* these days, thank God. *By truck I mean a Dodge Challenger. Thing fits 6 toolboxes in the back.... or two bodies. Just not at the same time. (Ask me why I have brand new tools)