What a time to be alive

He is correct! My boy is 20, I've had a kegerator and a stocked liquor cabinet his whole life. He never took a drop! If my Dad had that, it would've had to been in a vault!

Dude, when it comes to daughters, boring is good, let it be

God there were no smart phones when I was a teenager in the 90s. We all did some crazy shit that I’m glad was not caught on camera 😂

How will you answer?

My oldest got his license a few weeks ago and still rarely drives. You couldn’t keep my ass in the house when I got mine. I don’t get it

I def wouldn’t allow my kids to go to any party I ever went to 😂😂😂 Party essentials… Booze, weed, condoms, acid…. Nope, here kids, I got you a puzzle to do for the weekend 😂😂😂😂

It's because we didn't have shit to do BUT get tore up and act a damn fool😆 I remember being 14, drunk as hell(my dad's corn liquor he made🤫) riding the dirt roads, each of our dumb asses taking turns being pulled in an old fridge. Yeah, I should be SUPER dead rn🤣

Hilarious, I had to quit telling my kids stories of the shit we did in the late 70s/early 80s. Of course back then, we didn't expect to live to see 30, there was a pervasive WTF attitude towards life. My kids know love and love Jesus. I won.

Holy shit I was just thinking this the other day. My daughter is 16. I have not caught her doing anything. By 16 I… well, if I told you even one of the stories you wouldn’t believe me so I’ll leave it there. Thank god for good daughters!

100% My daughter just told me about her Minecraft project of our cat as a house… 😅

At minimum… I slept curled up at the base of a pine tree and didn’t know where my El Camino was.