What are the odds paleontologists would walk by?

No more questions until we get the answer about your skyline chili eating techniques

today i learned that fossil fuels don’t in fact come from dinosaurs. i’m with you feits

I can’t wait for you guys to see the T-Rex at Pittsburgh’s airport

Address the no chewing Lizardman allegations you coward

when the shot went to @JNics415 .. my heart literally skipped a beat @FeitsBarstool & @KFCBarstool better talk to my girl NICE

How many paleontologists are there on earth? This is a less likely scenario than being struck by lightning

Jackie’s opinion is the only one that matters

Feits is actually right…they’re called FOSSIL FUELS

Is that skyline chili how you normally eat?

You thought we’d just forget about u shamelessly sliding those noodles down your throat?