What are they training for?

That first video is textbook oncoming train evasion technique

@JoshLekach Your average Gatorade enjoyer, saar.

INDIAN IRON MAN SUPER PRO MASTER OF MUSCLE SARJEET LANAR, OVER 90LBS OF INDIAN MUSCLE DUDE BRO

The needful.

Falling on the tracks, likely

Taking my job.

21 Jeet Street

Badminton and raping, the Indian Biathlon.

The head bobble thing they do actually makes me mad Seriously

@RoyalSerf First guy definitely training for rape.

Outrunning their natural predator. Trains.

This is the rigorous medical school and engineering curriculum the H1b Visa Indians go through before replacing white American workers.

To jump in front of trains or into extremely shallow bodies of water

clearly he wasn’t prepared

@JoshLekach First guy did it better

falling off trains and other moving vehicles, industrial accidents. unfortunately for them you cannot build up a resistance to being demolished by multi-ton machinery.

Life in hell?

This horseshit:

Rape

Special Olympics

@RoyalSerf

Man bollywood dance scenes are getting weird. Jai-ho

Sport drink should host a 10k mud run. I need that in my life.

Getting trampled by an elephant.

To defeat the train

They are training to become the alpha

Training to outlift yesterday’s doubts and outrun today’s excuses.

@RoyalSerf The train is the final boss

@RoyalSerf This is actually badass

Not sure, but all I can think of is that dumb video that terrorists put out with the monkey bars

training for devcon

To take on the dreaded demon of the tracks BNSF