What are you good at?

Fingering. Are you a fan of fingering, Gregg?

Managing to prevent my trousers from accidentally falling down

Not getting my dick out in public.

Wearing underpants in a public place mate.

Do you think not wearing underpants helps with better communication Gregg ?

Keeping my hands to myself

There’s an investigation that says there’s absolutely no workplace touching. You prize fool

How very dare you Mr Wallace me and my nan used to love watching MasterChef I am deeply upset by your response

I'm good at respecting women and sexual boundaries tbh

Stopping my trousers from falling down.

Why do your trousers fall down?

They don’t Greg. That’s the difference.

That’s great neither do mine. You gullible fool.

I can’t believe you’ve called me a fool Greg. I have all your books. I was such a big fan. My favourite one was Greg’s Favourite puddings. Cracking book. Well it’s not my favourite anymore. I’m off to the charity shop. 😤

Not upsetting middle-class women of a certain age

You’re an embarrassment to yourself Greg. Just stop this nonsense and find a hobby FFS 🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️

Keeping hold of my job without accusations 🤔🤭

Well, for God sake, don’t work on television then

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I was once caned for having a chalk penis drawn on my back

Behaving correctly around women.

im really good at being completely clueless about my awful personality

Doing a jobby.

Making love to a trifle 😋😋😋😋

Keeping my trousers on in a public space.

My skill is avoiding crap content on YouTube

Keeping it in my trousers

Comments are unbelievable.

Letter writing, particularly in matters of litigation.

I’m great at touching women inappropriately

Go away...😄

Denial, oh no wait sorry. That's you.

You are a pathetic boring cunt. False and this isnt you...Even boring Anna looks bored of you....High energy 🤣🤣🤣🤣

Cooking...chef for over 40 years

Being able to keep my trousers on

Why are you talking about trousers?

dismantling a corby trouser press.

Not putting posts on X that leave me open to well deserved ridicule Greg