What color is the grass?

She's way too cute to piss her off over something like this. Go buy her a nice dinner and be thankful you scored such a lovely woman.

Silly games like this one meant to make him appear smarter will be the reason he’s drinking brew with the boys well into his 40’s while she’s happy with an “adult” male.

This is actually, (or something similar), what the government is doing to you right now 😎

That's straight up wife material there.

“RepEAt aFter Me.” Stop yelling. She’s right next to you.

It's a script y'all... She's in on it. She doesn't need to be bought anything or apologized to... this is what creators make these days. These two have accounts filled with content like this. She's just a better actress than most.

Bro is evil

A blonde and beautiful light🔥

I can see her and I having a feverish three week relationship.

what color do I wear? 😘