what did loxodont do to deserve this?

A lot of people forgot that the goal is to make a good game not just a balanced game

Literally this

I've been noodling on a "You don't actually want a perfect game" video idea for a like a year now, I think I might yoink this topic for part of it tbh

👀

I mean to be fair, Loxodont did a LOT - did some assassinations and wiped out a bloodline to get into power - established an infinite dictatorship - likes firebombing innocent civilians on the weekends

had to do it

He just can't do it anymore :'(

He really can't man!

Ngl looking at this patch notes made me realize why I lost so may interaction vs this stupid elephant i traded with everything bc theres always a fucking hitbox there

Hear me out. Good changes in a vacuum. Unfortunate that he got them before other characters. Will be fine when others inevitably get more hitbox changes and shit like that.

most justified crashout

thanks this was the second crashout of the day

do I wanna even know what the first was 🫣

this fucker

How people who ask that be looking

Real ones know loxodont didn’t get ENOUGH

He died for stango’s sins

who fucking vineboomed at the perfect moment LOL

somehow this is stango’s doing…

Valid crashout

Ily zeke

Common zeke w

You will never understand our steez

steez nutz