What do you call this haircut?

The Zorg?

The you'll never get laid.

The finished product

Name this haircut?

That there is the “please bully me” haircut. Guaranteed to attract all sorts of unwanted attention.

The "least favorite child" haircut.

I don't want to get a job haircut.

The SlingBlade

Weird

A mistake

Terra-bowl cut

The "I need to speak to your manager" special.

Looks like he’s going in for some brain surgery so they had to shave different spots on his head

The professor

Slanted bowl?

I think Western Civilization is screwed…

The LIBERAL

The Beaver Cleaver

A mistake

The queefadoo

The Obamacare. They made it sound good. But when implemented it was overly expensive and sucked. But they are still trying to pass it off as a success even tho deep down it's regretted

The Razor Slip.

A mistake

Moe Howard

BAD

The guard on the clippers slipped or someone has very weird taste in haircuts 😂😂

Screwed up and over

White people haircut?