What do you call this haircut?

😥

Alone for New Years!

Accurate

it's the "lord farquaad"

Retarded

The Moe

Medieval Page Boy

His future

Crooked

Looks like a bowl cut that went to therapy and came back worse.

Edna Mode!

This is called “the why”

@OneBadDude_ Walking Dead's Jadis

Goomba.

Pageboy

Dopey

“I hate all men, but I hate my father the most. Also, I don’t need a man or a family because I’m a career focused woman. My therapist has me on some new drugs that definitely won’t mess up my hormones and brain. I’ve already decided on the 12 names of my future cats. I can’t wait to sit on my porch as an old bitter lady, screaming at passersby, alone and angry.”

The derp.

“I really love berries and cream.” “Say no more, fam!”

Kinda like this 🤷🏻‍♀️

No just NO … or the “Ages you instantly”

The Edna Mode

The "I support all the fraud" haircut

I call it this:

Far-left undateable librarian.