What do you do when……..

Do the “Elaine” dance to add to the awkwardness of the situation.

I turned 70 they put 12 candles on the cake .. I stared at the candles while they sang off key. that’s when I knew I was the pocket watch on 60 minutes ..tick tock 🤪

I usually just sob uncontrollably

You should be honored you have people in your life that are celebrating your birthday.

What’s in all those boxes behind you?

@BubbaSon6x9 Sebastian- hate to break it to you, but once you hit 50 while they’re singing your song, you better get the fire extinguisher ready because 50 candles can really heat up a room. Also, I unscrew the smoke detector just to be on the safe side. Happy birthday.😂 too funny.

The nod, wife just found this one at #60! 🤣Happy 50th! 😎🍺

You funny... Bless you as you celebrate life!

Are those Biden’s secret document boxes in the background there?

I sing along with “happy birthday to me”…. It eases the pain. Recently turned 70. Cake almost torched the whole house.