What do you notice about her voice?

There is an epidemic of 5's who think they're 9's and it's a real actual damaging to all of society kind of problem.

Constant Mucus and Nasal dripping from sinuses

Her father most likely looks like a 4'11" goblin and here she is judging men 🙄

Myopia is real

"unlistenable" - as a sound recordist I am acutely picky - this voice would instantly rule you out of any serious job in spoken media

her friends have probably cheated before but would never admit the truth

Asian women are becoming crazy.

Stuffy nosed mid skank

I’m considering setting up a dating profile as the female version of myself to prove her wrong.