What do you think? 🤔

People who don't use bidets don't understand how life changing they are.

Americans would rather use wadded up dry paper & walk around with shit caked matted ass hair & streaked underwear.

Bidets should be in every residential bathroom as a standard, no question.

Looks great, but I can't justify the cost because I almost never have an apple with jam on it stuck in my ass.

Autonomous valet robot parking cars

I need this

These things are nasty filthy. I was saddled with one for years. Imagine it cleans your butt, poop drips off in process onto it then it retracts back into the hidden cover. This is not talking about the fecal splatter. Impossible to clean without taking the whole thing apart.

Put some peanut butter in the apple hole, and then I’ll consider the purchase

There has to be a better way to wash my fruit

There's gotta be a better way to clean fruit...

Wet wipes. Don't 💩 without them.

LINK👇 @grok how it works?

Still gotta use some toilet paper after.

Your ass still dirty

One of my favorite things about Japan is their awesome toilets with heated seats and the water jet. Some even play soft music to help muffle the splooshes from your stink pickles.

terrible way to clean an apple, ppl shit in those things

This is the only good and hygenic solution

What’s on my mind

I don't think bidets work that well.

No thanks. I'll continue to clean my apples using the kitchen faucet.

I’d rather just have the handheld sprayer. Way easier to control and don’t have to adjust your ass to fit the stationary sprayer. Cleaner too.

One day I will be rich enough to own a Japanese toilet. In the mean time, I’ll make do with warm water bidet attachments.

why you washing your apples there?

That would tickle

Ayant connu pendant 10 ans les toilettes de la prison, ça me semble inutile.

I’ll be horny if I use it

Missed opportunity, Nutella exists.

Ok for home use, not sure if I would use it in a public toilet

i think wet wipes clean better and a wider area

I need that after Taco Bell