What do you think they're fighting over? (wrong answers only)

Hear me out. Welfare Kombat league. Winner takes all the EBT

One of them changed the smoke alarm battery and the other is disturbed by the peace

They're fighting over the White dude...

Dollar Store vs Dollar Tree shower cap primacy. ☑️

A new felon named Tyrone just moved in next door and they are fighting to be the first baby momma

Probably some fried chicken

One wants to invest their millions into buying Walmart buildings and lease the property back at triple net for a solid safe income. Good solid safe 10% return a year. The other wants to invest into anti gravity research. Risky but higher yield if it works. Decisions, decisions. Barry which path will they decide? @obama

Dis is r culture 🤣

The last piece of fried chicken From the bucket of KFC 🍗 bitch had no right to take her piece of chicken without axxing. #trashtalkboss

String Theory vs Loop Quantum Gravity

Bonnet? Wig? Charms? Sugar daddy? EBT? Frozen yogurt? Who knows.....

Chimp out with your titties out!!!

I think they are discussing Cartesian dualism. Shaquanda, the one with the blue bonnet, is more aligned with the res extensa, while La’Queefa leans towards res cognitans, or “the thinking thang”.

A research grant at MIT

You would think chicken would be a wrong answer. Sadly, it isnt

last drumstick piece of water mellon someone dissed their momma or took their man

They wanted to trade wigs.

A job application

Who gets to wear the stolen weave first?

Mom and daughter fighting over the same man who left them both when he went out for a pack of newports and never came back. He owes both of them child support

Who’s got a better Bonnet.

The right to fight Don Lemon for the title of journalist.

The final spot on a Nasa scholarship

they both applied for the doctoral program at MIT and one was accepted, the other did not

Sheboons at it again

The little one definitely has older brothers. 🤣

Probably those koolaid pineapple spears

The next baby daddy?

Why are there never any spare machetes littering the floor when they are needed?

Welfare money

The last scholarship to a prestigious engineering school.