What does Salesforce actually do? CEO explains

I worked at Salesforce for 10 years. I still don’t know wtf salesforce does.

Salesforce is a “bureaucracy-as-a-service”

Well I know they do things like this

its a 50 dollar a month phone book.

We've extensively analyzed Salesforce and found it wanting. Most business consultants advise getting rid of it, but it's the vampire squid. One client of ours, a multibillion dollar company has gotten rid of everything but slack, which is usable. We would never use it. It allows users to store WAY too much personal client info. It also costs a fortune to install and train. One Salesforce engineer said to me, "The only thing Marc Benioff is good at is making himself rich.

It’s a spreadsheet that costs $10,000 per year per seat

@Grok What does Salesforce actually do?

Це буквально Oracle. Я колись затусив в аеропрту з продажницею Oracle Eloqua. І я їй казав, що буквально через півроку після покупки я не міг би сказати для чого цей продукт з їх сайту, хоча працював з ним інтенсивно. Корпоративні маркетолухи - це виведена в пробірці раса.

$CRM

asking what salesforce "actually" does is bordering mental retardation. no matter what type of crusade you have against software, it's just a smooth-brained hill to die on. i dislike salesforce but this is just being dense. say its a system of records and that's it.

They transform unstructured data into actionable insights to increase shareholder values

@du_du_duh

cc: @binduamadhav :)

Surveillance

It takes in data and shows it to people.

All im getting is So what do you do? A lot. Ok but what does mean " A lot" We do this and that and that also. But what does " we do this and that and that also" mean? We do everything Ok, again What does everything mean?

Great interview. Mark is a salesperson himself. So I am sure he’s lost track of what they actually do. But he made a ton of money while at it.

Information Systems basically right?

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Ha!

enterprise sales software

@grok is this interview real? If yes, where can I get this interview?

Hilarious😀

Look man, it's very simple. It's a SAAS platform that leverages advanced technology like Agentic AI, LLM, and Machine Learning and integrates it into the organization to achieve AI tranformation. That's why they need 260 billion dollars for R&D

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Its overcomplicated excel sheet

Hosts applications. Provides a framework for you to develop/host your own biz logic with many tools to control everything about your applications. 2.3K likes and yet these are the same ignorant mfs who keep crying we got abundant “local” talent and a energetic work force 💀

Watching this in the background as I'm using Salesforce... FML

@BTobotras Hey, ever heard of CRM? Customer Relations Management. You have customers, you need to maintain the data and make decisions. Salesforce is the perfect solution to that. This video is rather stupid.

Salesforce is the modern day Rolodex 📇

waiting to close shop.

They are committed to great success