What FEMA is Like With Hurricanes

"Oh, you have no power and a tree has fallen on your family? Here's an electric chainsaw! AHahaHaHa" -Kamala

The only way to get a point across these days... this is so accurate! Thanks for making us laugh.

JP, as always, your work through parody is spot on, helping us get through these tough times. On a more serious note, in 2022, when Lismore faced two one-in-1,000-year floods in the same year, it had all the hallmarks of what North Carolina just went through. We’ve got video evidence of the Army showing up, pretending to help the community, but it was clearly just for photo ops. The floods were so severe they reached the roofs of one-story homes, causing a devastating loss of life. Freedom groups quickly jumped into their four-wheel drives and headed to Lismore to help, with many even bringing their jet skis to assist in the rescue efforts.

Don't get me wrong, I love this but I'm not sure the problem is Just FEMA, It's the leadership of the Governor of NC. My Governor @GovRonDeSantis , the absolute BEST GOVERNOR EVER, has been able to coordinate with The President and FEMA because DESANTIS IS A LEADER. He TRULY CARES about The American People, specifically HIS STATE OF FLORIDA! @NC_Governor is a puppet probably and is clearly politicizing at the sacrifice of his own people and is SURELY receiving a kickback in some form. When the states do as they are supposed to with a competent leader who's people comes before politics then things happen. And I say this as my town in Eastern Hillsborough is under water right now

The accuracy.. “yeah..we thought this would be the first year without hurricanes.” 😆

@fema and @FEMA_Deanne does not look like satire to me

@the_amish_txtr

The sad thing is that non of this is a parody any more. The govt really IS at war with We the People.