What happened to Chuck Schumer‘s forehead?

Domestic Violence

Getting beat up by their handlers. 🤣

Trump wears a bandage on his head because he was nearly killed fighting for America. While this doofus gets taken out by open closet doors. 🤦‍♂️

Things got crazy. Then she slipped while Twerking.

LOBOTOMY but it didn’t work

@ABITA54906711 He probably tripped over his lies 😂

@ABITA54906711 He’s a senior citizen who probably fell and his forehead hit the ground. Or? his husband, I mean ‘wife’ slapped him too hard.

“Closet door”. Spousal abuse is nothing to be ashamed of Chuckie! Report it! The door:

@cubanita356 It was smashed into a headboard by his "wife?"

They swapped out the Pentium for an AI chip. Unfortunately his motherboard became obsolete in the 70s and is no longer supported.

I think he also had a hammer fight in his underwear with Paul Pelosi's gay lover! 🤣🔨

Brow beat by his “wife”, Iris🤣

Did someone hit him…

👀

Seriously do we even care about this man? I don't

Did he face plant into his barbecue grill while trying to make raw burgers?

@Sharkwife3 He had his head up his ass again.

@walchlisa Did he visit Macaulay Colkun’s home, when He was home alone?

@BIGG69276626 Definitely the grill. That ‘door’ story smelled fishy anyway.

Spatula to the head.

His alien skin mask is starting to deteriorate

The horns were growing back.

Maybe someone tried to give him a lobotomy to improve his attitude/intellect. It didn't work, sigh...

Chuck wanted to change Chuck Norris to Democrat.

God probably stamped Evil SOB on Schumer's forehead and now he's trying to cover it up.

@Jill2BetsyT Head on collision with the Trump Train

@TheeTrackman The Tefillin

It was probably a little raw🤣

He’s too damn old. He’s getting injured at night. Get these people with life alerts out of DC! Term limits!

Got a brain transplant.

Grilling accident