what have we learned after 16 years? HARD LAUNCH podcast 4 !!

do you like the bracelet i made inspired by the pod

that is so cute and perfect i love the naturally ocurring branded gem especially

@firstpinof Congrats mel!!

@firstpinof Also, the bracelet is really pretty!

@danielhowell thank you!!

can’t believe i walked into the bookstore and bought your book today in full confidence after listening to the podcast today like this is who i’m getting mental health advice from ok

you will get through this hard launch

@wilmonizer PHOOMF

@4M4ZINGPHIL @danielhowell @wilmonizer We want to make it clear to you that Daniel Howell does not communicate directly through random social media accounts, emails, or unofficial pages. Unfortunately, there are many fake profiles and scammers pretending to be him or connected to him. Kindly accept by massaging us.

@MTeam13548 @danielhowell

@4M4ZINGPHIL @MTeam13548 @danielhowell if i have to massage MTeam12548 to meet a couple of british twinks i fear i will do it

I see no difference

the creation of phan

soooo real

@danielhowell how fine are you rn on a scale from 1-10

@danielhowell -10

it's hard to believe that this episode was the most sexual one yet but you guys managed it somehow

we tried to pump the brakes multiple times but this was a runaway train to hell from the start

bro be free, say whatever innuendo you want, overshare, you had to hide for so long, dont let them censor you lol

@danielhowell exactly exactly !!

I understand your throwing popcorn. I teach in a small country town and have often thrown popcorn at my students when they’ve been rude in the movies

as a teacher i actually think that's appropriate for you to assert dominance

Thank you, I feel justified now

are u wearing demon slayer shirts to intimidate the phouse bog demon?

phil's ready to whip out the haribo breathing technique 69

@snoopyphils ALTHEA

@danielhowell MERCI IM??:?:/(-(6-

“science has advanced so fast” and all it’s done recently is spit out ai algorithms that kill the planet 🫩

chatgpt is not going to find the aliens it will just tell us that we asked a great question and confidently say the sky is red

@snoopyphils ALTHEA AGAIN WTAHJFKEJFKENKFJDF

@danielhowell IM CHOMPING AT THE WALLS

did you just have a fake profile on grindr or what did you even Do

it was just an unused empty black square floating ethereally through the tastefully cropped nude icons

@howellaboutphil GABY

CORAAA

Y'all have termites, call an exterminator

@zoe_murtagh03 not in the uk sorry call an exorcist still the best working theory

Omfg, you actually saw this

this feels relevant

who says the red string of fate can’t be a piece of thread pinned to several hundred photos of emo AmazingPhil on a cork board

you have a very good sense of timing

sleepless nights with phil were fake but phil’s sleepless nights are very real with you sleep talking

why did yall stuff the laphuphu in the lava lamp

ur dream really moved me

please take a moment to appreciate your lesbian audience who listened through this very Grindr-heavy episode…

So excited!

please never do this again

‘No views’ apparently I don’t exist 💔💔

Danny, did you know one of us phannies is making figure skating history as the world’s first same-gender ice dance team to officially compete only days before your hard launch?

it's truly an experience to listen to this podcast the second i wake up bc i'm always trying really really hard to figure out if i'm actually awake or if i'm still deep in rem

how it felt to listen to the person talk about how if you have to fart you should just die when the only hard launch thing i’ve wanted to send in to you guys was about how farting should be normalized as someone who is chronically ill

Get xlov on please Hey Hey guys invite xlov as ur first podcast guest Guys hey

you know having a joined dan and phil grindr account makes a lot of sense after that sugar daddy story

dan i pray for ur safety in the imminent cat boy war 💔

"we need to piss at the same time" be honest does your bathroom look like this

“Get Dan a belt” im going to hold your hand when I tell you this

“The curse of being Dan and Phil is that we can’t be anonymous sluts”

obsessed with the idea that you're so disgustingly codependent that you would also have a joint grindr account and everyone who gets invited has to be vetted through the phouse ring doorbell

Phil wanting to win the Gaymer of the Year award and win a golden butt to fix the og Golden Pig's ass 😭

yeah, we’re all doomed, but maybe this is what could just save the world

do you like the hard launch bracelet i made

Phil in every podcast fr...

corn is very disappointed you guys think cat’s dont love you because he’s actually a huge fan of you guys

you’ve just gotta be loud and big. ykw never let me doubt you ever again king