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What if Jack and Rose survived? [🎞️ khizershakeel_]
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I am so entertained by these vids. Some of them are better than Netflix.
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Essentially, it's Revolutionary Road...

In this reimagined ending, Rose and Jack lived the American dream: family, job, friends, happiness, and subpar healthcare. 😅

her life flashed before her eyes so she let him go 🤣😭

Rose did survive.

Jack would have realised Rose was older than 26. Rose would have been heartbroken... 💔💔💔

the Laugh is on her. Jack would have dumped her when she was 27.

Unpopular opinion: Titanic is not a love story; it's a story of betrayal.

Jack would of left Rose after she turned 26

Baby Leo is hilarious 😂 😆

Draw me like one of your bitter, angry French girls.

"Damn momma Ruth was so f***ing right"

This says more about you than you would like to know. You truly are the most pathetic people.

Am I a terrible person if I laughed throughout the clip? Titanic was a bad romance story - Rose was a monster.

men when a woman chooses the rich guy: 😡😡 men when a woman chooses the poor guy: 😡😡

I prefer this

This is so stupid, besides Caledon would never even ask them kindly to get the gem back, he wanted to murder them with a gun remember? He was not gonna let Jack win and humiliate him like that, stealing his woman and make him look stupid, his pride was hurt. He would get authorities to arrest him for stealing the gem again, force Rose to marry him because she became an object to posses, something he wanted like a prize but didn't love. But that is if he ever found out they were alive, because they could simply run away from him and Rose's mother unseen, letting them believe they died in the ship sinking. Also Cal lost all his fortune in a stock market crash and took his own life, he didn't have a happy ending either.

Ahahaha, that’s a pretty realistic ending

He did survive. That's who Jay Gatsby is.

If it helps, the stock market crash still happens, Cal loses his money and puts a gun in his mouth like Rose mentioned.

Jack was a risk taker. Different arc - there's a chance he became rich via gambling and got tangled up with the mob.

All jokes aside, there is a lot of truth here. Most of the "love stories" in popular media were really veiled attacks against masculinity. Most of the "villain" men were negative caricatures of traditional men designed to make traditional relationships unappealing.

lmfapo

"Broke motherf*****" had me😆😆😆

Rose's ex lost all his money in the bug econimic american crisis and shoot himself. That's what the movie tells

This must go go so hard if you're mentally deficient living in your moms spare bedroom

To be fair, if the other guy survived, he wouldn't be all high and mighty, but quickly branded a coward by all of society, like the real-life guy that snuk onto the lifeboat. He'd be left disgraced. So Jack and Rose would still have the expensive necklace to sell off.

Christ we are doomed as a species if this is what entertains people

Jack was happy. Of course the woman would complain about everything.

She is a cheater
