What in the world just happened here

Diane Feinstein: "hol up, let him cook"

turtle.exe has frozen. Would you like to restart the program or wait?

Love that these people control government policy

If you experience a sudden loss of service, unplug your Senate Minority Leader unit, wait 30 seconds, and then plug it back in

He’d seen the grim reaper in the back of the crowd pointing at him and giving him the come hither finger and froze.

@MrTooDamnChris Tfw you're enjoying yourself by the podium and you remember instances of regret in your life, and pain you have caused others.

Someone disconnected the PS5 controller

@morninggloria Gerontocracy may not the best plan we’ve ever come up with, y’all.

Mitch before the conference: These Edibles ain’t Shit! Mitch at the podium when they hit: