What is happening in this pond?

A whole lot of “NOPE” is happening in that pond.

Democrats spawning

Ramen in its natural habitat.

Parasite party

Horse worms? We get them in our tap water here sometimes. Never drink tap water, or cook with it. It's parasite ridden.

"Those look like what I ate for dinner!"

@AskPerplexity @grok @gork Help the humans understand what's going on thanks

She had to spit it out somewhere once we were done.

You sure that's not an aerial photo of DC?

I don’t know, but it’s why I don’t swim in lakes or ponds!