What is it?

It's a Sea Penis.

That's where Jimmy Kimmel sits when he goes to that beach.

Goeduck clam. But....(fill in all the other hysterical answers here)

A liberals dream toy

whoa have you heard this yet?

It’s a clam!

That’s a “nope”. That’s what it is

Sea cucumber?

Long neck clam. Not to be confused with a bearded clam.

Probably not what she was initially thinking it was.