What is the cat thinking?😂

What they all think: yup, killing you later when the hooman isn’t around.

Somebody remove the batteries from that thing; it's my nap time.

“Hooman, the fuzzy thing you occasionally wear on your head is irritating me. Control it and put it back where it belongs.”

The cat was thinking, "I crap bigger than you." It's always the little ones

So tired of this yappy little furball disturbing my peace. Ah, but here’s the stupid human, bringing it back into my sacred space just to try and elicit a reaction out of my fabulous self…again. Le sigh.

"I will kill you in your sleep".

@Ilegvm Dont make me come down there.

What’s with the ankle biter? You call that little squeaky toy a dog? 😸

You finally found Toto, next time I'll hide him further away so he can't find his way back.

‘When you sleep, and you will sleep, then…..’

Imma bite you poser

“I’ll use less energy with one swipe and knock you off my couch.”🤣

That's getting buried in the catbox when the hooman isn't looking.

In a British accent “oh do shut up, little wanker.”

Small dogs act like that because they are insecure. My little guy is the chillest mofo ever, most likely because he has a humongous big brother, and and a large intimidating owner. Those are natural dyes BTW (beets 'n berries). The trick to making them last is to ferment 'em

He thinks a hairball that he coughed up has come back

(In British Accent) Don’t sully me wanker

You annoy me little ball of yap...I will pitty pat you into next Tuesday yippity yap!!

I’m tough. Dad? Dad?

Bring it lil maaaan! bwahahahhhahahaah🤣

“You’re not even worth the effort, dustmop”

_Cat_ sigh! Who let the Chew toy out of the Toy Box?

"I will make it disappear after the humans are asleep".

"Father, why have you introduced this walking noise machine into this house? It's staying, ok. OK, i'm laying on your face at night and every night until it is gone"- the cat

@1stSvelteCelt Just a couple more inches, and your ass, is mine.

“Geeezzz…seriously🙄 …dogs are such losers”

Small Yapping Dog: " I'M GONNA KILL YA! I'M GONNA KILL YA!" Bored Cat Perched Very High Up: "Yawn. Buggerorf...."

Just one swat. ONE swat! He'll go flying so far across the room, they'll have to patch the drywall!

Who let Odie out of the drier?

Lighten up, Francis