What is wrong w my car?

it appears to be having trouble starting

Bring it to dudefest and we can all stand around it with the hood open drinking beer. Probably won’t get fixed though

Are there dice hanging from the mirror?

There’s no 8 ball shifter.

I’m not a mechanic, but it seems your issue is that the car isn’t starting

Starter. To get it started now, locate the starter, probably front right side under car, tap it with wrench (seriously), and it should start up. Then drive to a mechanic and have a new one installed.

Wrong Millenium (but I respect its Millenium)

Check battery, if that’s good tap on starter with hammer.

I think it’s ya Starter or maybe even something as simple as battery brother

Just saying maybe you need a second key??? #VannyWoodhead @PardonMyTake