What is wrong with him?

@kimmy6192004 It’s Cocaine Bear!

“Just a little bit to get through this weekend.”

I know what that is, and it ain’t dry lips!!

You know - 👃🍬

@joncoopertweets It’s important for aliens from beyond the moon to smooth out their human skin masks before public appearances. Wouldn’t want any embarrassing wrinkles or exposed scales!

He’s short and stumpy, has atrocious table manners, and knows in his heart that he will never be more than an average, uninspiring man with an “unusual” attachment to his nose. Like someone who never realized that picking his nose his is a habit he should have broken when he was six….or he sniffs Adderall 🤷🏽‍♀️

This nigga don’t know if his mouth wet or dry

He on that good Miami ❄️🤣🤣