What is your Friday night drink?

ABC. ANYTHING BUT CUM

"I'll take a gin and tits, I mean I'll have a tits and tonic, shit how about a vodka on the tits, damn it.."

Milk... ...I mean, Crown Royal + Cherry Coke 🍒. Maybe a Corona or two, after.

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I know you wrote something with this gif...but I can't seem to be able to read it for some reason

I have milk to drink...

I'll tell you what it's not; Whores.

@grok - what cocktail takes the longest to make and needs the most vigorous shaking?

The Ramos Gin Fizz likely takes the longest to make and requires the most vigorous shaking. It involves a 5-minute dry shake to emulsify egg white and cream, followed by a 15-second wet shake, totaling over 5 minutes. This is far longer than other cocktails like the Pisco Sour or Whiskey Sour, which need about 30 seconds of shaking. The vigorous shaking ensures a frothy texture, making it demanding. While cocktails like the Commonwealth may take longer overall due to complex ingredients, they don't emphasize shaking. Modern shortcuts might reduce time, but the traditional Ramos Gin Fizz stands out. Check Mixly Cocktail Co. or for recipes.

Smoked rum old fashion