What is your proudest harmless lie?

In college my roommate and I used to tell people our uncles wrote random songs that came on at parties

I tell people at weddings that I played football for Notre Dame for a year, but @mikegolicjr took my roster spot after I hurt my knee.

@DJ_Bean One time in New Orleans I told a random stranger that Bourbon Street got it’s name because it is where Jim Beam was born

My maiden name is Woods. I told a friend of mine that my cousin was Tiger.

What a bunch of pathetic soy boys