What kinda elite techniques did Maomao teach the concubines 😭

The concubines listening to maomao describing how to bounce on it crazy style

How Maomao was writing the textbooks

I mean, shortly after Gyokuyou and Lihua were pregnant so those were complete master tiers✨

Shisui having to hear her best friend talk about how to please a man for hours

What I always appreciate about this scene is the adults are given the entire book, but Maomao specifically only gave age 14 Lady Lishu a single page, which was still too much for her. At the time of this gathering, Maomao was only around 17 herself.

Poor Lishu lost all trace of innocence, it kills me 😭

Kamasutra instructor Maomao

当然ながら緑青館で門外不出の秘術です 今の三姫ややり手婆に加えて一応猫猫も 使おうと思えば使えますｗ

She was spitting straight game

Some amazing crazy stuff I bet since two of them were pregnant right after. No wonder Maomao can get away with anything in the palace.

Probably something you usually see from chinese lesbian tweet

One concubine is having fun, one is focused and intrigued, one is too frightened to focus and one doesn’t give a s***

Bro, poor Lishu she is just 14 yo

No wonder why Gyokuyou is the emperor's favorite.

Maomao is the urban dictionary of AD

Só percebi agora que a Loulan passou o livro para a serva porque como ela colocava as servas para fingirem ser ela, tinha uma possibilidade grande de ser a serva que precisasse dormir com o imperador

The best of the best, there’s a reason the emperor considers Maomao his homie

Poor Lishu lol

Laolan giving no fucks that is MY goat 🥰

Tyrion Lannister ahh courtesan knowledge

Jajajajaja me mata que dos prestan atención, una es de lo más joven e inocente que no aguanta y a una no le interesa de lo más mínimo

Gyokuyou: Oh!!… que libro tan dinámico Lihua: Es interesante… tiene buenos- OH SEÑOR!!… eso se puede?… Las demás: Tráiganme una presión se me bajó la coca!!!

She really is the master baiter

If only Jinshi knew, he'd probably confess to her right then and there.

Ask all those people with throat tattoos, they can tell you😭😭

Those tricks from the hood

Good thing only the High-Ranking Concubines only knew of Maomao knowledge to "happy endings" with the Emperor, if the the lower ranks knew my god have mercy on the Emperor

Shoe name?

Be nice. Don't nag . Don't be fat. Discerning use of teeth.

Les enseño las 50 sombras de Maomao

Literally anything that isn't missionary in the dark for sole purpose of procreation.

Whatever she taught worked like a charm 😭