What should I name my crab???

Sum ting Wong

Sebastian is literally the only answer

Lunch.

At least you didn't say "crabs"...

Eugene, obviously.

Mr Crabs

Crabby McCrabface

Dinner would be a great name

Mr. HAPPY

Mr Krab or smth, Eugene

Bob 😂

Itchy

Chlamydia is a beautiful name 😂

He has a name and it's Eugene Crabs!

Itchy

Why name it? Just boil it and eat it.

Mr. Crabs 🦀

Mr. Krabs

Buster the body crab. Apologies to Cheech and Chong.

But did you eat it?

Dr Claw

You probably have more crabs than that, but you can't show us as it will be censored :-) /joke

Sir Pinch-a-Lot

Patty obvi

Or Rangoon

Bake, chowder, maybe old bay?

Why are you tormenting that animal? #TheDifferenceBetweenUsAndThem

How about "soup pot"

Crabapple 🤓

Emrakul

Name it Unfollowed.

Samantha.

How about Creed

Yummy, you should call it Yummy.

Hassan Piker