WHAT THE FUCK MAN

The Syndicate after you capture a fish:

Getting rushed by the English, my worst nightmare

When you go fishing without a valid permit

They send the heavies after you

Just having a good time fishing and then suddenly dakadaka~

*Me peacefully trying to fish* Some random group of people

When you accidentally fish too close to Orks.

Yea I should’ve retaliated

Reminds me of that one Soundsmith video

Oh man the ball knowledge here

NO FISHING ALLOWED

Game warden when you don’t have a fishing license.

Since when do game wardens get mini-guns?

Where do you think all the licensing money went to?

They put you in front of a firing squad for having fun.

I should be ashamed of myself

Kam trying to get mammorest meat

DEPLOY THE FIRING SQUAD

“Sir he’s caught a fish” “Take him out”

Local man catches lagiacrus, guild knights on scene instantly

I named him Lagiacrus also, we’re best friends now and have a tremendous backstory

Yeah i love surfent lol, usually my go to pal in early game haha

you should of caught every last one of em and make em your base jockey lol

I already had like 5 of them and I didn’t want to waste the little spheres I had on me lol.

10 heavy’s when they see a scout on bonk

Real actually

😭 What's their problem

They have the rights to that pound I guess

Army of mosquitos taping you on your back

Me when i stepped into the wrong building

"Oh is it the big fish? Yeah that wa- OH GOD HE GOT LIT UP"

I guess that fish belonged to them

*The last thing they'll see if you decide to make them meet your friend grim reaper*

Bruh, TF DID YOU DOOOOOO

I WAS FISHING 😭

And these random People just started shooting at you. Suuuure.

FBI OPEN UP!

you was having too much fun

Gigagarbo

oh you can fish now? i don't remember this back in 2024 😅

Yea I was enjoying myself too

That’s why I always have 10 wood on me to build a wall if needed.

Old Greg sent the Syndicate Assassins after you, for fishing in his waters 😅

HOLY CRAP

At first I thought dagons technique was comin atchu on the shore line

LAGIACRUS

that's what u get for trying to steal their fish sonion

Reminds me I’ve got to lvl17, unlocked the rod tech, just not got round to fishing yet, too much to do. Must try it later today.

I find the progression in this game to be exceedingly tedious

Lmao they were mad you were fishing on their property 😂😂