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What the hell is JD Vance talking about? No wonder why he failed at reaching a deal with Iran. He's just as insane as his boss: "My wife has the right to skydive, but she doesn't jump out of an airplane. Because she and I have an agreement that... show more

Brian Krassenstein

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SaraLee5 个月前

I don’t care if his wife skydives or scuba dives, I just enjoy him being a clown

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BullTrader5 个月前

Damn, what are they smoking in the White House?

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Micropedia5 个月前

He is such a stupid guy. I think Iran is not his wife. 🤭

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Pino Pasqua5 个月前

@JDVance your admin is a fucking joke!! Impeachment is coming soon!!

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Veryfried Human5 个月前

Whaaaa? Is there a metaphor in there somewhere. Is there more to this clip to explain?

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Hedgeley Castlemarre5 个月前

Trump is negotiating his surrender….he doesn’t have the cards….Iran has a “Strait Flush”....

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Carlos Danger5 个月前

Sounds a lot like “my wife has a right to defend herself”.

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Smilez5 个月前

Lol Jimmy Kimmel mentioned this on The Tonight show and he said the only thing that the people got out of this is that his wife wanted to jump out a plane 😂

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WeThePeople5 个月前

Iran needs to enrich uranium for their nuclear power plants. Which is like 5% purity vs. 60% needed for weapons. Saying they can’t enrich any is something they have to refuse. This is what happens when we have morons running the country. The Iran Nuclear deal had this resolved.

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Shayne5 个月前

He thinks Iran is suicidal so he immediately starts an anecdote about his wife jumping out of a plane. 🤔

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Darkdeedfiles5 个月前

Vance used a marriage analogy to explain how sovereign agreements work and Krassenstein's takeaway is that he's insane. The guy who helped run bot networks on Twitter is not the authority on who understands negotiation.

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AnatolijUkraine5 个月前

Control. That’s the worldview — rights exist… until he personally doesn’t like them. Then suddenly it’s “agreements.” Now imagine that logic applied to nations. That’s not diplomacy. That’s permission culture.

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Make It Memeingful5 个月前

Well, in his defense, he learned from the best.

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FakeNewsNoNews (Dan)5 个月前

He is just a lap dog, nothing for Trump. Just another failed VP in the White House again.

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TheClued5 个月前

Peter Thiel's Science Project is glitchy...

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KAOS 19615 个月前

Comrade Brian’s wife has the right to fool around but she doesn't fool around Because she and comrade Brian have an agreement that she / her is not going to do that, because he/him doesn’t want his wife to cheat on he/him.

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Dan Holbrook5 个月前

You’re taking a basic metaphor and pretending it’s literal so you can call it insane. If you have to do that to make your point work, the point probably isn’t there.

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SportsFanNoypi5 个月前

This is the reason why the deal fell through. Couch potato here can't even think of a good analogy to explain his point.

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Chris5 个月前

She can’t jump out of a plane but she has jumped out of a plane? Which is it? She can only jump with him? With the effect he has had on people lately (the pope & Orban for example) she’d be safer jumping alone😂

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Lloyd Haffner5 个月前

Along with the two real estate geniuses, he is a strong part of the Three Stooges.

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Sømebødy5 个月前

He picks up his nonsensical rambling from the fat orange pedo’s boots he licks.

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Mars5 个月前

Vance probably thought this is a good analogy. What a moron

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Jimmy5 个月前

Google the word "metaphor" you dummy.

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mdtlion5 个月前

Your marriage sounds adventurous. Vance's keeps his wife (and the world) from turning into a cautionary tale. No wonder negotiations confuse you.

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𝐒𝐜𝐨𝐭𝐭 𝐅𝐚𝐥𝐤𝐧𝐞𝐫5 个月前

I know if I was married to this guy I’d be jumping out of airplanes every fucking day.

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Nick5 个月前

He’s an idiot

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Steve from Cali 🌞🖖🏽🌊 🇬🇱 🇩🇰5 个月前

Yeah... I'm SO sure that at some point, ol' J.D. and his wife looked at each other, and he said to her: "Now, dear, we need to agree that you're NEVER going to jump out of a plane, okay?" What a dufus. Trump surrounds himself with only the BEST morons....

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Marie11585 个月前

Did you flunk critical thinking and reading comprehension in school??

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AustinMatthewsHairline5 个月前

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