What was he thinking?

Valid point, how do you have that much drink and recall every ounce you took. You sure can drive better than she did 😭😂

Y’all aren’t real😭😭

His crime was not driving drunk, it was letting his wife drive 🤣

I honestly see that coming 😂😂😂

🤣🤣🤣 Twist ending! 🤣🤣🤣

😂🤣😂

Drunk man way better than sober wife driving this is actually true. I never let wife drive my car she would hit something getting out of parking. While I can drive to other city and don't even remember it

What if I find this funny and in the future my wife comes accidentally comes across this tweet? 🚶‍♂️ I think it’s not funny 😒

godamn💀😂😂

🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️

okay noted, never let wife drive✍️

This is clearly AI 🤖

@LynneB8898 Crazy!

Alcoholics are insane! No brain cells left.

@oX_Bat_Xo 🤣🤦🏻‍♀️

He’s fine, let him go

HAHAHA! Awesome!

AI slop

@Raimelfr 😂😂😂

that's enough of the internet 😭

Had me in the first half, not gonna lie. 🤣

Is that Russell Crowe?

How he knew exactly how much he had. 😂

😂😂😂

🤣

@20oz_Cup_of_Joe

@TomRyko @JordanHorsfall us driving outta sycamores

And a partridge in a pear tree.

Well you didn't expect that.....BRILLIANT !!! so funny 😂😂😂

My gender won😁😁

1 drunk man 😂😂