What would you call this Martial Artist?

Why do I keep on seeing tampon Tim in his white pajamas doing ku fu

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Baton twirling

Dumb chucks

Kung Fu Pudgie

Never bring numchucks to a gun fight.

Why am I thinking of Indiana Jones right now? IYKYK.

I don't really see him spinning that baton, but looks like he is just moving his fist back and forth as fast as he can.

Lack of sex leads to anger issues 😆

Kung Food!

Chris Farley did it better.